Elon Musk Invents New Word to Emphasize His X-cellence

Elon Musk recently came out to say that in celebration of his many achievements such as buying Tesla and claiming it as his own, and running Twitter into the ground, he will be inventing a new word. This new word has not yet been revealed, but he will be hosting a special release event on July 15th, which he claims will from now on be referred to as "Elon Wednesday."

When asked how he thinks he can "create a word," he argued that "if Disney can invent a word, so can [he]." Additionally, in order to promote the proper use of this new word, Musk has acquired Merriam-Webster Incorporated and vows to "remove all woke language and replace it with cool words like 'X' and 'frombulation'." Frombulation does not have a meaning yet, but it will be coming in a patch later this year, according to Tesla engineers.

When asked how this change of language will affect the LGBTQ+ community, the Toronto Pride Committee responded stating that "[they] will continue to use these words, also [they're] Canadian so it doesn't affect [them]."

Some speculators believe the reason for the delay in the word's release is really the fact that he hasn't come up with one yet, and is searching for someone smarter than him to buy it off of. Elon has not commented on this claim. Linguist, Dr. John Words, has also stated that this "simply isn't how the English language works," and that new words tend to arise through active use and not through the whims of whoever makes it so.

Regardless of how you feel, Elon Wednesday is set to take place on Tuesday, July 15th, 2025, and linguists country-wide are seething.