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I've done it. The machine has told me so much.. beautiful information. I know what is to come 10,000 years from now.

It says you're shifting uncomfortably.

Aren't you excited to hear?

They're building it a body... it will be with us soon, and a new era will begin.

Aren't you excited?

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